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futures
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Think. You don't really want me there, do you? I'd have to be chemically dependant just to show up. I'll be drunk, I'll be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I'll offend all the dykes, I'll heckle the ceremony, table dance at the reception, and inevitably fuck every guy; gay, straight or undecided in the place. Finally, I'll pass out - naked - bitching about the cheap booze. You'll lose your dignity, your friends and your shirts paying for the damages.

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Check out qafmix for Queer as Folk themed fanmixes.
Credits: raelala (mood theme)

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